How To Roll The Cross Joint From Pineapple Express
Hey y’all- I went to the movies today with my wife, so that we could have some time to ourselves away from the kids. She wanted to watch some stupid movie about chicks and their feelings while I was excited to see Pineapple Express. We ultimately ended up watching Pineapple Express because after all, I am the man and I have the money. I was pretty excited to see it, since I have seen a bunch of ads for it recently. I’ll save a full review for someone who is more qualified, but I have to say that I definitely enjoyed it. I thought it was going to be more comedy and less action, but it gives a very nice 50/50 mix. It’s definitely one of the more realistic pot smoking movies I have ever seen as well.
Those of you that have seen the movie remember the scene where James Franco and Seth Rogen smoke a joint shaped like a cross. Now you old pal Doug Dave is not recommending the use of any drug, but if you do happen to already partake of what God planted on this earth naturally. I found a really cool how-to video that shows how to roll your own cross-joint. When I saw the movie, I didn’t believe it actually existed, but here is the proof.
-Doug Dave
Not Convinced
Yea, that’s nice and all, but the only similarity between the two is the shape. Really, it doesn’t seem too difficult to make one that’s more authentic looking.
Why the hell was tobacco being mixed in?
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pmDS
WTF? Who puts tobacco in their weed? Noob.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:12 pmmf
i put tobacco in joints, it’s called a spliff. noob.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pmRN
A lot of people put tobacco in their weed. Noob.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pmDrax
It’s called a spliff dumbasses, plenty of people mix tobacco and weed.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 pmgleich
ew tobacco!but kudos to that dude for getting the shape down.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pmJon Readman
non-smoker of tobacco myself but I can see why you might wanna mix some T-bac those little nugs were probably only 5’s or maybe even a dime taken together; sometimes you have to make due and sometimes t-bac helps it burn better
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 pmNoneya
We don’t fuck around with that crap here in The States. Mixing tobacco and weed is sacrilege, dumbass. Like putting cat shit on a pizza, that just ain’t right. Dumbass.
(can I say dumbass one more time?)
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 pmtb
Tabacco with weed is just plain being smart,you all are just trying to sound hardcore and shit,knowing full well 2 hits of anything would know you out haha noobs.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:04 pmDS
If you have to put tobacco in your weed to make it “burn better” you need to stop buying garbage weed.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pmdd
I’ve been to amsterdam and they put it in their joints. So if you have a problem with that you can keep smoking weed out of your bong that has a skull or a wizard on it.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:48 amvaginass
NOOB!
September 6th, 2008 at 1:50 pmBitching Gajni
You bitches, I don’t believe in smoking tabaco…like a pussy…it’s kinda like sucking dick you know? tabaco in my weed just aint right in my eyes, but then again some people do like to suck dicks…so i guess that is alright. but i just smoke it out of my 3 footer that although doesn’t have a skull or a wizar4d on it…i guess you could go fuck yourself…. Ps bitches you should learn a thing or 2 about ganja man. can’t roll that shit with tabaco it’s like doing lines with baby power or something
September 6th, 2008 at 2:29 pmBlowing coke
Fucking pussy you should learn a thing or 2 a bout doing lines…. makes you want more and more and more…. then next thing you know it your making money living in the fast lane… but then you do 8 grams up your nose and spalt your dead nigga… so a lesson for you kids so acid trip the fuck out. fuck this cross joint shit smoke a bong do a gravity live life rock out with your cock out and you should though partys with girls have a bikini topless they better be shaved geltemen and they better not smell like fish pussy that smells like fish probley got some infection hah despetied rap it 3 times later dick nobs
September 6th, 2008 at 2:34 pmMe
Are you serious?? its called a spliff. You add tobacco to the joint to get a more head high.
September 9th, 2008 at 2:16 pmCuntstick
Fuck all you!!! your all stupid as shit! you guys should all blow eachother!! smokin weed should be enjoyed any way it possibley can. whether its out of a bong, pipe, spliff, steamroller, bubbler, vaporizer.. etc etc. fuck it!! get high!!
September 10th, 2008 at 1:24 pmCuntstick
oh yeah and your all noobs/dumbasses
September 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pmD2G
weve just rolled the cross joint and it was most excellent!
September 12th, 2008 at 1:03 pmpased-out
ok ur all idiots using tobaco in your joints is not cause your a noob or cause it burns better most europeans smoke with a mix of weed and tobacco it’s called a spliff containing a cardboard roach .while you’d smoke with out the mix thats pure and you probley keep the roach cause its really strong from residue and you can smoke it in a bong . i mix cause i always have i think it’s just a waste of money trowing alot of gear in a skin plus i have ocb transparent skins and they slow burn man reli nice skins. my spelling sucks
September 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pmJonathan
ANYONE THAT SMOKES ANY KIND OF DOPE IS A LOSER with no life ahead of him. Your brain cells are so DEAD and that is were you will be.
September 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pmJon
wow obviously you have not idea what weed really does do you? it doesn’t kill brain cells and idk maybe you’re just joking but it doesn’t look like it
September 16th, 2008 at 8:09 pmshaina
Its rather pathetic that you guys sit here and bash eachother. And for what?
This guy was showing the generalization of the cross joint.
Put tabacco in it,
Or don’t.
Personal choice.
If you think its a waste and its just making the weed dirty, then remember your not smoking it.
Basically, none of you looked badass or cool.
“Internet drama” isn’t the way man.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:59 amcuntstick
niggers
September 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pmbert
guys!, sounds like u all need a joint. end of the day the cross is awesome. weed is awesome, wether u mix it with tobaco or not. personally i hav jus a little in my joint. but i also love jus pure weed through a bong. weve all got something in comon, were all stoners, so lets nt argue bout hus a pussy n hus not, im sure we can all hold our own. oh n to the fool, hus said all weed smokers have no future ahead of them (garentee hes one of those ppl tht thinks alchols a drink lol), DUDE! wtf are u smokin, u havnt got a clue, so take ur ill founded propagander n go spam a forum where ppl will actually believe tht kind of bullshit. Peace
September 21st, 2008 at 5:05 amse9
People from the us somke weed in blunts cos there pang is wack, it’s like be old jamican earth WEED! Down in London town we smoke skunk it’s slot stronger and no Tobaco in a thin ocb or rooh is just plain stupid that’s why we put cigs in you stuipd dumb American cock
September 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pmScott
Wat the fuck this is sad people are putting noob for a start kinda geeky we should all make a joint how we want n just chill the fuck out
September 24th, 2008 at 5:07 pmBrasil
cross spliff! That’s so sick
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 amshreddie
shit man…im high of dat shit… dat cross mother f***er got a nigga higher dan a plane shit…im frm the uk..and yh we do put T-baky in our spliffs..but i personally do it to smoothen the taste coz us over here smoke skunk..apparently one of the strongest strainz of weed.. but i repect what you guys think bout using T-baky so im gonna try without. see how it goes..
take care
get high
October 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pmLoren
I prefer rolling pubes in MY joints. Lasts longer.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:15 pmAndrew
to everyone calling people noobs ur fucking gay. to everyone else who thinks tobe in joints is fucked ur fucked and to the dum fucks who think that skunk weed is anywhere near the strongest strain of weed, haha do some research and go suck ur dealers dick.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:50 pmAndrew
oh and does no one hear hit poppers? if not u dont even really smoke weed and probably have the lungs of a premature new born
October 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pmBaltsy Johningsonstone
douches…. everyone smokes shit different… different fucking cultures you douche bags… i’m 19 years old… been smoking for 7 years… and ive seen only douche bags argue over weed… its all different… we know… and if you cant respect another ones ways of life… then go fuck yourself… grow up… and getttt hiiigh bitches
October 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pmBaltsy Johningsonstone
oh and any of you want yo dick suckked?
October 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pmbarrack obama
yo niggers y yall be trippin dudez. jst fuk dis shit and go get high……..i hate jews
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 amganja man
well first of all i think these things are gay and i feel gay for doing this, but i.m in a hotel and have nothing better to do. i have a homie who rolls cross joints and he says they the shit, personaly, i smoke blunts because they.re the shit. and for you euros, if all you have is skunk your getting fucked, we got all the best weed in the world here in america, and about the tobbaco. i don.t do that nor do i know anybody who does, and i don,t understand why anybody would, but fuck it, get high and love thy mutha fuckin neighbor nigga! haha peace
December 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pmSaul
i highly doubt that americans have the “Best” weed. plus, everyone knows tobacco makes you feel more stoned. i’ve always smoked j’s with tobacco, i started smoking hash before weed, so it’s what i’m used to. i can’t believe people are fighting and getting hateful, we’ve all got at least two things in common; we all love weed and we all hate the people keeping it illegal.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:16 amSaul
i highly doubt that americans have the “Best” weed. plus, everyone knows tobacco makes you feel more stoned. i’ve always smoked j’s with tobacco, i started smoking hash before weed, so it’s what i’m used to. i can’t believe people are fighting and getting hateful, we’ve all got at least two things in common; we all love weed and we all hate the people keeping it illegal.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:16 amstv
You ALL pussies , what the fuck you guys talking shit , like you know how to fuckin smoke weed . Bunch of pussies with their 300 dollar bong , just cuz your punkass wanna look all cool and cuz youre too stupid to roll a joint , but its ok , OF cOURSE all of ya talking shit about smoking w tabacco , all you mother fuckers are gonna teach ppl in amsterdam and the rest of europ how to smoke their shit and not to mix it .
January 4th, 2009 at 3:55 pmpunk ass bitches , sayin its like sucking dicks and shit . you bitches put that dick shaped bong up your mouth , so wwhos the faggot now ?