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I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash [...]

Not in the mood to type anything that makes sense. Here are 5 Links to Speed up your Monday. Ringing A Bell or Touching Himself? (YouTube) Fart Scares Baby (Heavy) Old Woman Face Plant (TotallyCrap) Top 5 Palin Moments (ProseBeforeHos) Hamster On A Piano (AfroJacks) -Doug Dave

Hope everyone’s weekend went well. I feel like shit and don’t feel like typing today. Here are 5 links to speed up your Monday. Trailer for “Notorious” (Crave) Black Man Down! (LiquidGeneration) Sleeping Guy Gets Fucked With (Crave) Blacks Are Emo NOw Too? (Heavy) Olivia Munn is Hot (Kontraband) -Doug Dave

I’m in a good mood today and you know why that is? Well I’ll tell you it’s cause I had sex last night. Good, old-fashioned, no rubber wearing, man on women sex. While I may not have been good or lasted for more than 35 seconds, I did cum all over the room! I swear [...]

Hey y’all- I hope you guys had a good weekend. I want to apologize for not posting last week, I was sent out on a week long haul and I didn’t have any access to a computer from tuesday until last night when I got home. To make up for it I’m going to try [...]

Hope your guys weekend went great, I’m running off to work and don’t have time to type anything more than this. I’ll be back tomorrow with some great redneck how to things I found this weekend. For now though, here are your top 5 links to speed up your Monday. I Never Knew They Let [...]