HowToRedneck

Douzen Kroes is this chick I just heard about recently, but she has a ass that was crafted by the god’s themselves. This lady is apparently some sort of Victoria Secret model and famous or something, but I really don’t care, I just think she’s hot. Truth be told I normally think professional models are [...]

This just isn’t fair…. Megan Fox is officially the hottest woman on the entire planet. Below are pictures of her at the 2008 Men of The Year party. I can honestly say that if I ever met her in real life, I would instantly drop to my knee and try to propose. I mean, I honestly [...]

Let me start off by saying the Sandee Westgate is one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen. There is something about this girl that just oozes sexuality. I mean come on tell me that you don’t think the same things when you see these pictures. Check out this random assortment of pictures of [...]

Here are some things that made me laugh out loud and piss on your mother’s face…. Still Pissing Bitches! -Doug Dave

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to god this week took so long, I thought it would never end. It was like when you wake up at 4 AM and you have to piss really bad but you are dead tired. You get up, walk to the toilet and stand there and piss. The only thing [...]

Today, I decided that I didn’t want to write very much, so I would show funny pictures. Hell if you were up half the night, giving birth to a 15 pound turd like I was, you wouldn’t really feel like writing either. I know that many people who visit my site aren’t rednecks and are [...]